MRs. Hurry bought her child Miss Irritable Bowel to see a child Psychologist because Miss Irritable Bowel is so irritable, she vomits and purges all the time.
MRs. Hurry complain to the child psychologist, "My Child is so sick, she vomits and purges all the time."
The child psychologist says "Oh my, Oh my."
The child psychologist asked Miss Irritable Bowel "Why are you so upset?"
Miss Irritable Bowel answered, "My mother is so irritable, she feeds me at the wrong time and she was always in a hurry."
The child psychologist says "Oh, that is the problem. That would be easy."
The child psychologist told MRs. Hurry "I will give you a secret recipe, that will make your child healthy, but you need to follow them earnestly, would that be a deal?"
MRs. Hurry was delighted and say "Deal"
The child psychologist wrote on a paper the following:
1. Fed your child 3 times daily, which is breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the same time.
2. No rushing her in her daily activities
3. No junk food between meal
4. Teach her proper toileting skill, which is to go to the toilet daily.
5. Love her by reducing spicy, acidic or carbonated food.
Both, MRs. Hurry and Miss Irritable Bowel thanks the child psychologist and they never return for consultation anymore as Miss Irritable Bowel is now known as Miss Lovely.
Moral of the story: Health is Wealth.
Be Bless as always,
Dr Lion
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